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Quoted ! - Darth Nico - 18-09-2004
QUOTES AMATEURS
- They don't think we're stupid enough to try to move through the Shadowlands at night. So if we do exactly that, we'll take them by surprise.
- A clever plan, my lord!
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- Old man, I have nothing but the greatest respect for your age and wisdom, and I deeply appreciate all that you've done for us. But if you ever do anything like that again, I'll hit you so hard you'll be reborn as an invalid !
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- What killed the Emperor?
- A sword.
Soshi Kabu, communing with the spirits of Earth, who are very literal-minded.
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- See that tall guy in the mask? That's the daimyô of the Badger Clan. I wonder who the blond one is? Yes, it's Hida Kagemura,
- No, they are Bayushi Shoju and Akodo Toturi.
GM : I know, even a Crab shouldn't be that clueless... but it was late at night, we were feeling silly, and the player had just royally botched his Heraldry roll. Which led to...
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- And get that shugenja out of the bushes.
Bayushi Shoju, addressing Soshi Kabu.
GM : It's not wise to try to sneak up on your Clan Champion, particularly not when he has a high Perception...
Quoted ! - sdm - 18-09-2004
Je veux même pas imaginer les circonstances qui ont amené la dernière, il faut être désespéré
Sinon
- Old man, I have nothing but the greatest respect for your age and wisdom, and I deeply appreciate all that you've done for us. But if you ever do anything like that again, I'll hit you so hard you'll be reborn as an invalid !
Terrible
Quoted ! - Darth Nico - 18-09-2004
C'est sur ce site au complet : http://home.swipnet.se/scaledun/quotes.html
J'ai mis les plus directement lolantes.
Yen a plusieurs dont on imagine qu'elles ont dû etre tordantes sur le coup, mais difficile à retranscrire pour ceux qui n'y étaient pas.
Quoted ! - Riobe - 18-09-2004
elles sont tout simplement monstreusesspéciale mention pour la réponse au viel homme
... d'ailleurs elle ne serait pas un peut dans le style"Je suis pacifique mais je met quand même la main sur le katana" bien riobesque
Quand à la dernière c'est le owned ultime!
Quoted ! - Darth Nico - 18-09-2004
Stadire que, étant Scorpion, espérer tromper ton daimyo, Bayushi Shoju, le Maître des Secrets, en cachant un gars derrière un pauvre buisson ! Ils étaient vraiment impatients de se passer le wakisashi dans le ventre les pauvres PJ ! :o
Avec Seb, on imaginait trop qu'ils avaient évidemment choisi de cacher le Crabe qui mesure 2m de haut !
Quoted ! - CROM - 19-09-2004
Pting, ça floode tellement que j'arrive plus à vous suivre :shock:
Quoted ! - Darth Nico - 19-09-2004
Genre ! Alors que nous savons que tu es un sµ®f3® de 1337 sur les vagues de flood !
Quoted ! - CROM - 19-09-2004
Attends un peu de me dépasser de 1000 posts
Quoted ! - Darth Nico - 22-09-2004
INJURES, MENACES ET JURONS CRABES ROKUGANI-ANGLAIS
Itaime-ni : Want to feel some real pain ?
Fu-tsugo ga arimashitaka : Do you have a problem ?
Hame wo hazusu : Make merry of suffer the consequences.
Uchi no kaisha : Stay away from my family
Kenka uten noka : Are you looking for a fight ?
Ome wa dare da : Who do you think you are ?
Mapputatsuni hiki sakuwayo : I'll tear you in half !
Dekai guzo : Idiot
Zurui chibi : sneaky dwarf
Kusatta Ningen : rotten people
Chikusho : uncultured beast
Urenokori : ugly old maid
Ojamamushi : bothersome insect !
Kono yaro : You insignificant worm !
Ojo-sama : ineffective member of another Clan -especially a bushi. Literally : spoiled-rich girl
Zakennayo ! : a catch-all expression of anger and frustration. The Crab use it a lot.
Cho-yabe : damn, we blew it.
Kuchi ni shakku : Shut up !
Rakki yaro : Lucky bastard.
Okesho wo doshitano, geisha-san : Where's your make-up, you geisha !
Quoted ! - sdm - 22-09-2004
Excellent
Cho-yabe