18-09-2004, 01:50 AM
QUOTES AMATEURS
- They don't think we're stupid enough to try to move through the Shadowlands at night. So if we do exactly that, we'll take them by surprise.
- A clever plan, my lord!
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- Old man, I have nothing but the greatest respect for your age and wisdom, and I deeply appreciate all that you've done for us. But if you ever do anything like that again, I'll hit you so hard you'll be reborn as an invalid !
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- What killed the Emperor?
- A sword.
Soshi Kabu, communing with the spirits of Earth, who are very literal-minded.
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- See that tall guy in the mask? That's the daimyô of the Badger Clan. I wonder who the blond one is? Yes, it's Hida Kagemura,
- No, they are Bayushi Shoju and Akodo Toturi.
GM : I know, even a Crab shouldn't be that clueless... but it was late at night, we were feeling silly, and the player had just royally botched his Heraldry roll. Which led to...
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- And get that shugenja out of the bushes.
Bayushi Shoju, addressing Soshi Kabu.
GM : It's not wise to try to sneak up on your Clan Champion, particularly not when he has a high Perception...
- They don't think we're stupid enough to try to move through the Shadowlands at night. So if we do exactly that, we'll take them by surprise.
- A clever plan, my lord!
*
- Old man, I have nothing but the greatest respect for your age and wisdom, and I deeply appreciate all that you've done for us. But if you ever do anything like that again, I'll hit you so hard you'll be reborn as an invalid !
*
- What killed the Emperor?
- A sword.
Soshi Kabu, communing with the spirits of Earth, who are very literal-minded.
*
- See that tall guy in the mask? That's the daimyô of the Badger Clan. I wonder who the blond one is? Yes, it's Hida Kagemura,
- No, they are Bayushi Shoju and Akodo Toturi.
GM : I know, even a Crab shouldn't be that clueless... but it was late at night, we were feeling silly, and the player had just royally botched his Heraldry roll. Which led to...
*
- And get that shugenja out of the bushes.
Bayushi Shoju, addressing Soshi Kabu.
GM : It's not wise to try to sneak up on your Clan Champion, particularly not when he has a high Perception...